well I kind of completely fucked up in school this semester so hopefully no academic probation for me in January
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
I’m just going to hand in this selfie instead of my final papers
when you surprise a bitch
moving into my new place has been so good for me like my skin has cleared up, I’m so much happier and I’m eating way less junk food and cooking for myself I’m just in a good place :-)
I slept with cute boy I like and we cuddled all morning and this might be a thing once were both back from visiting home for Christmas
bought all my friends Christmas presents today and they’re so gr8 I’m all excited
The reason I just love Beyonce with dark hair more than blonde is because the bitch looks like she will snatch your spine out of your back and laugh as you fall to the ground like a puddle. With dark hair she really looks like she can be Baphomet’s mother. With dark hair my God looks like the African Queen who sold other Africans to white men in the 1600s. Dark haired Beyonce looks mean enough to slap your mother in the face with her church hat on the sabbath. Dark haired Beyonce would plant drugs in your car and report your license plate. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch to key your car if you cheat on her and engrave her signature in it and dare you to call the police. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch who will sleep with your dad while your mom is out of town and still tell you your outfit is cute at school. That is why dark haired Beyonce is my favorite.