I just drank a lot of beer and am trying to be cute to add a selfie to my main blog but my face is weird
I love vampire weekend’s new album and it makes me feel like I’m 15 again
going to buy beer and dance to grown woman for hours
I am so bored with my appearance I could cut off a limb
I’m so sick of the misandry in my life, that I have decided to create this blog in hopes of fighting it.
I will not rest until every male is free from the bondage of feminist oppression.
shut the fr*ck up foolbut i like bondage?????
nope I’m done bye
I wish I could be okay with my body ever or you know maybe at least work to making something to like instead of being gross and lazy like I have been since august this is so whiny ruhbevfdn cx
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
that’s the gayest thing i ever read i’m going to throw up
what a hero
I endorse this look and you should too
had sex with three different people in three different instances within 24 hours
this gif is so funny and I’m the only one who doesn’t find it terrifying